"When I was your age, we had to wait 4 weeks for our photos to develop."
Tilt down. It's not a selfie if we can't see your face
Ok, I know you're new at this. Next time, try not looking so scared.
...and not so constipated.
This is where a selfie stick would come in handy.
I appreciate you including your lunch in the picture but it's not necessary.
You're getting it! You're really doing it!
It is true what they say, "you're never too old to learn something new"!
Now you're just showing off.
Only a Master can even attempt the duck face.