You know that person who has a "special dish" that they love to make, but it's actually disgusting? And they always want to make their garbage food when you come over? And you don't know how to tell them that you'd rather eat your own feces, so you either gag it down or pull the Seinfeld mutton move?
Well, that person isn't the worst of them. In fact, after seeing this list, you might consider yourself lucky. Bon appetit!
4. Oil and water
A really fun combination if you want to be dead and/or homeless
5. If you can't handle the heat
10. This is exactly what happens when you let a Paleo into your kitchen
You think you're getting pizza, and then they serve you some cauliflower scrambled eggs trash with turkey pepperoni. Then you choke on a chunk of almond meal and die.
12. If you need to hide from whatever you are cooking... Just don't cook it.
15. Ever wondered what would happen if you put a knife in a toaster?