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Cats: they are the cutest, most hilarious and puzzling animal. Why they do the things they do, no human will ever know. Maybe they are trying to mimic humans? Here's a couple odd positions:
The full sit up
To achieve the full situp, you must begin with the genuine intention of exercising your abs and promptly fall asleep midway through the task. This position is extremely advanced and not recommended for amateur sleepers.
To achieve the full situp, you must begin with the genuine intention of exercising your abs and promptly fall asleep midway through the task. This position is extremely advanced and not recommended for amateur sleepers.
Awkward spoon
The goal here is not so much intimacy as it is the socially uncomfortable sharing of a physical space with someone. Bonus points if your arm falls asleep but you're too embarrassed to move it.
The goal here is not so much intimacy as it is the socially uncomfortable sharing of a physical space with someone. Bonus points if your arm falls asleep but you're too embarrassed to move it.
Sunbathing
The trick is to look like someone who is acting comfortable whilst also appearing extremely uncomfortable. Let's take this excellent opportunity to coin the term "meta*-comfortable."
The trick is to look like someone who is acting comfortable whilst also appearing extremely uncomfortable. Let's take this excellent opportunity to coin the term "meta*-comfortable."
Double bed
You will need a partner for this one. The goal is not so much comfort as an expression of sheer, unadulterated greed.
You will need a partner for this one. The goal is not so much comfort as an expression of sheer, unadulterated greed.
Half Box
Any old box will do, but two of your feet - preferably on opposite sides of your body - must remain outside the container at all times.
Any old box will do, but two of your feet - preferably on opposite sides of your body - must remain outside the container at all times.
Fur Pile
For this, you will need at least three friends who are not averse to your sleeping on them.
For this, you will need at least three friends who are not averse to your sleeping on them.
Drunken Radiator
Just because you are obviously some kind of gin-addled hobo doesn't mean you can't be nice and warm.
Just because you are obviously some kind of gin-addled hobo doesn't mean you can't be nice and warm.
The Librarian
Bury your furry little head in your paws and try to look as contemplative and bookish as possible before drifting off.
Bury your furry little head in your paws and try to look as contemplative and bookish as possible before drifting off.
The Clothes Dryer
Imagine that you are a wet T-shirt, fresh from the washing machine. Drape yourself accordingly.
Imagine that you are a wet T-shirt, fresh from the washing machine. Drape yourself accordingly.
Pot Luck
Think of yourself as a last-minute fruit salad that everyone will be very polite about but probably not enjoy all that much.
Think of yourself as a last-minute fruit salad that everyone will be very polite about but probably not enjoy all that much.
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