If you ever talk to an older person they will always lament the passing of the olden days. And after seeing some of these old time-y ads it is no wonder.
Seriously, how much better would the world be if we all had cocaine in our toothache drops, or inflatable dolls? See for yourself why those old timers think things were so much better back in the day.
10 day free trail on your inflatable doll. They don't do that anymore.
You know, to massage your gums.
It is an all in one marvel.
I don't know about this one.
Perfume Bottles for Humming-bird Taming
Multiple Electric Scalp Massager
Injectable Poppy Juice
That's what they used to call it.
The Name of The Game is…ORGY!
Wonder Sauna Hot Pants
These are amazing. We should get a kickstarter to get them up and running again.
65% of the time it works every time.
Solar Bath Apparatus
Cures diseases of the head!
Sanitized Tape Worms
Talk about first world problems.