Do Not Date This Man
If you're in the dating game and seem to keep on losing, this may be why. Here's a few things you should know before proceeding to date yes another loser:
If he takes longer than you to get ready, that's a serious sign of douche baggy-ness.
If he has multiple toothbrushes available for use, he probably has more than one booty call mama. Not worth your cooch.
If you only ever see him at night, you know, between 9pm and 3am, you are a booty call. So, unless you're ok with that, GTFO.
He owns no books = bad romance.
The guy who builds his entire personality around a sport team is bound to have several mid life crises, plus, never give a sh** about you or your girly needs.
We all know one of these... he's a mama's boy, he can't cook, he lives in his grandma's basement, and he likes Justin Bieber.
If he loves himself too much, he probably won't ever love you. Ditch the dude with the selfie on his night stand.
If he still can't get over the election, he probably won't get over you either. And who wants a stalker ex boyfriend? Not me.
If he can't take a joke... why would you want to be with someone so boring?
If he owns a bunch of weapons but no badge or uniform, back away slowly and change your address. That's danger waiting to happen.
Shade dude whose last name you don't even know, whose friends you have never met, and whose job you don't really understand. Most likely a Pinkman.
If every time you go out with him, he causes a scene... well, unless you enjoy being his babysitter, I recommend not going out with him anymore.
Compulsive liars can be very cunning. But since you never know what's real or not, how do you know he is? He may just be the father of 10 little Mormon kids somewhere out there.
If he can't get off his phone/computer/social media, he most definitely won't have time for your "deep conversations." Either that, or he'll post about them later that day.
If he reminds you of your dad in one too many ways, you'll probably end up never getting over those "daddy issues." Go find someone completely different, even if that means your dad won't play football with him on Sundays.
If he's your ex, keep it that way.
If he's your friend's ex, stay far away. Because if you date that guy, you're pretty much crossing every line of human law & you should move away from society.
If he's married. Girl are you in some deep sh**.
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