As an adult, have you ever wanted to relive your childhood?
Quite frankly, I have, several times. Now, this dream can become a reality! The Warp Zone is a small family owned store in a small town that contains all the golden awesomeness of your childhood. Let me show you what I mean:
At first appearance, it looks normal, old, and a bit rundown
Kind of how your childhood house used to look, right!?
Then you take a closer look
oh, my, sweet baby jesus!
I don't even remember these!
cry because you remember all the good things about your childhood
you are hugging the cuddliest care bear
and pack ALL THE THINGS INTO IT!
Your daughter next to you says something stupid like: "oh em gee, these things are so retro"
and at that moment you secretly want to murder your child
then you look at all of these and that moment of rage has passed
and you grab ALLL OF THESE off the shelf
quickly! before someone else grabs something you want!
kids today don't understand the beauty in board games.
you just died and went to heaven
this is what heaven looks like, except everything is free
buy ALLL of the consoles!
everything, get it quickly!
see what i mean?! best place ever
who knew they still sold these ancient things
back in my day, I remember when PS1 games were sold for $10 and THAT was expensive.