St. Patrick’s Day is coming up, and you know what that means — totally weird stuff for sale on Etsy.
It’s easy in all the excitement of parades to lose sight of what’s important on St. Patrick’s Day (drinking and cabbage) and get lost in the madness of trying to be the tackiest person at O’Malley’s Pub. If you’re not sure whether or not this is you, consult this list. If you already own or are planning on buying any of these handmade items, we regretfully inform you that you have lost control. And not in a too-many-pints kind of way. (If you must, click on the headlines below to purchase these questionable items.)
Green Space Slave Costume.
It's not Halloween yet. It's not "act slutty day" it's "get super wasted" day.
Lucky St. Patricks Day Shamrock Bra.
This just gets in the way of everything. And it's probably SUPER DUPER uncomfortable.
St. Patty's day cupcake soap.
I don't know whether to eat this, apply it, or throw it away. Either way, don't do it.
St. Patty's day hello kitty wine glass.
Comm'on people. Seriously?!?!!? Do I even need to say why this is ridiculous?