There are many different types of bars to go drink at. Depending on whats you scene you will chose one bar over another. From hipsters to rednecks and everything in between there is a bar for everyone. These are 14 types of bars you might encounter while trying to find your favorite place to drink.
Who You’ll Find There: Your college roommate with the pet baby capybara who used to wear his “girlfriend’s” pants even though you never even met her.
Who You’ll Find There: Degenerate gamblers, your friends who are too broke and/or cheap to pay for cable and your uncle who won’t shut up about how great those Buffalo Wild Wings commercials are.
Who You’ll Find There: Tremendously drunk people, the worst singers in the history of the world, bachelorette parties, your mom and her coworkers who heard this was “so much fun.”
Who You’ll Find There: Drunks with nowhere better to go, businessmen who wandered in from the hotel nearby, first time comics puking in the back, hecklers.
Who You’ll Find There: Ladies who just want to unwind with their friends and dance because they’re so fun and wild and crazy! Oh, and horny, desperate guys who unironically think The Situation has got it all figured out
Who You’ll Find There: Your other roommate who thought your one roommate with the baby capybara was “too bourgeois,” beer worshippers, and your Aunt Gladys who wanted to “see what all the fuss was about” and who will show up to Christmas in a Dr. Seuss hat with her 25 year-old boyfriend who doesn’t believe in the exploitation and the murder of Christmas trees.
Who You’ll Find There: Gay dudes, gay ladies, your cousin Joe, your old high school football coach, the neighbor lady, the bus driver, the…
Smoky Dive Bar
Who You’ll Find There: Depressed people, teenagers because they don’t ask for ID, homeless dudes, Barney Gumble.
Who You’ll Find There: Businessmen, old perverts, wide eyed young dudes with their heads on a swivel, your dad, and your mom that one time, but dad never brought her back because she and the girls got along too well and it made him feel weird.