Here are some Signs You’re Playing Too Many Video Games. You don’t want to spend all of your days cooped up inside, eschewing the real world for something a bit more digital. If you’re starting to show symptoms, then you might want to put the controller down and go for a stroll around the block, call up some friends, and have a drink at the local bar. Remember, some of your best friends don’t need a power cord.
You’re playing too many video games if…
…you’re convinced collectors edition controllers have less lag time and you pay an extra $30.00 (for a controller that already costs $60.00). You damn fool.
…you’ve dumped your significant other because they said “Get off the Playstation” when you actually own an Xbox.
…you try using the Konami Code on vending machines. It might work inside a video game, but sadly, real vending machines don’t have a start button.