When you are advertising your restaurant, or business, or garage sale you should try to be professional. Try not to make spelling errors or use unnecessary words or quotations. I don't think these people know the proper way to use quotations. These are advertising fails.
Best Brittle
Overhead Doors
Fussy Outside Eaters
Wash Dishes By Hand
Keep Children With You
Closed To Provide You with better Service
Service Dogs
Complementary popcorn
Co-op
Tomato Sauce
Build Your Own
Not your daughters jeans
John Wayne
Office Space
Free Furnace
Open Door Slowly
Easter Bread
Do Not Feed The Horses
Special Roll, 1 Per Table
Watch for pedestrians