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Everyone needs to have a plan for when the zombie apocalypse happens. Me? I'm going to be kicking it with Liam Neeson, Milla Jovovich, Ron Swanson, and Jason Statham. I'm set. What about you? These are the best people to be hanging out with during the zombie apocalypse.
Liam Neeson: I don't know who you are, but I will find you and I will kill you.
He has a very specific skill set. I'm down to kick it with this homie anytime.
He has a very specific skill set. I'm down to kick it with this homie anytime.
Robert Downey Jr.
Because hes a lead farmer mothaf***a!!!! And he could quite possibly own an Iron Man Suit.
Because hes a lead farmer mothaf***a!!!! And he could quite possibly own an Iron Man Suit.
Vladamir Putin.
No one f***s with this guy. Not even the Russians that live in that land, who are quite possibly the most kick ass human beings on earth.
No one f***s with this guy. Not even the Russians that live in that land, who are quite possibly the most kick ass human beings on earth.
Sean Connery.
He has some kind of swag, and he's got all the right kind of equipment.
He has some kind of swag, and he's got all the right kind of equipment.
This mofo.
Milla Jovovich:
She'll cut you up then sew you back together. I would want her to cut up all the zombies. Plus, she's too hot NOT to have her around.
She'll cut you up then sew you back together. I would want her to cut up all the zombies. Plus, she's too hot NOT to have her around.
Ron Swanson. He is the toughest man alive. Eats nails for breakfast, and he is an excellent carpenter. Lot's of skills makes him a highly qualified zombie smasher.
Rick Grimes. No one messes with this man.
The Coreys. If they were still alive they would be the best people to trip so that the zombies eat them first. =]
Danny Devito.
The guy who stays behind to "hold them off" and distracts the zombies for a couple minutes, and then gets eaten.
The guy who stays behind to "hold them off" and distracts the zombies for a couple minutes, and then gets eaten.
Samuel L. Mothaf***in Jackson.
Few human beings ever reach this level of bad assery.
Few human beings ever reach this level of bad assery.
Vinnie Jones.
The tank.
The tank.
Bruce Willis.
Yipee Kaiyeee mothaf***er!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yipee Kaiyeee mothaf***er!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sylvester Stallone as Rambo: because this fool can get shot like 50 times and still live. Much more efficient than 50cent.
Jason Statham. My boy. I want his babies!!!
Hit Girl.
Because this girl knows how to hit hard, and take a hard hit. She rocks!
Because this girl knows how to hit hard, and take a hard hit. She rocks!
Ving Rhames.
Because we need that one dark homie who always dies first.
HA! Just Kidding. This homie can crush you with his pinky toe.
Because we need that one dark homie who always dies first.
HA! Just Kidding. This homie can crush you with his pinky toe.
Clint Eastwood.
Feelin' lucky? Well do ya, punk? Go ahead, make my day.
Feelin' lucky? Well do ya, punk? Go ahead, make my day.
Bill Murray.
He'll build us a ghost busting machine so we don't get haunted by ghosts on top of being chased by zombies.
He'll build us a ghost busting machine so we don't get haunted by ghosts on top of being chased by zombies.
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