That a winged fairy enters your bedroom at night and steals bits of your skull for money.
If you sneeze with your eyes open, they'll pop out of your head.
If you swallow gum, it stays in your stomach for seven years.
That a fat, bearded northerner breaks into the house once a year just to eat cookies and leave presents... but only if y
That a long-legged bird delivers new babies from outer space, or something.
If you cross your eyes for too long, they stay that way.
If you watch too much TV, your brain will rot.
That carrots give you night vision.
If you go outside with wet hair, you're going to catch a cold.
That a giant humanoid rabbit shows up once a year to deliver us candy.