There are good ideas, and there are stupid ideas, but I'm primarily interested in the cross section. Ideas that are stupidly good.
The Broom-Cleaning Dustpan
Because the worst part about sweeping is the gunk that accumulates at the bottom of the broom.
Resigning By Cake
"Dear Mr. Bowers,
During the past three years, my tenure at the Hunters Point Naval Shipyard has been nothing short of pure excitement, joy and whim.
However, I have decided to spend more time with my family and attend to health issues that have recently arisen. I am proud to have been part of such an outstanding team and I wish this organization only the finest in future endeavors.
Please accept this cake as notification that I am leaving my position with NWT on March 27.
W. Neil berrett"
The Zombie Treadmill Defense Concept
Though I foresee a problem if the zombies in question are less the shambling sort, and more the running sort.
Turning A Toaster Sideways To Get Grilled Cheese
You must keep a close watch on this, though. For two reasons: one, you don't want your cheese burning; and two, you don't want your toaster popping and vomiting your meal onto the floor.