Our society really focuses its energy on staying youthful. From plastic surgery to Botox to Fad diets, It is all done in the name of staying young. But old age really does have its perks. Here is a list of all the great things that aging has to offer.
You won’t have to walk anywhere, ever.
You won't have any of that pesky fat or muscle to get in the way of your stretches.
You’ll have plenty of time to relive your childhood.
You can also pick up new hobbies in your newly found spare time.
Since you will have sweet medicare, things that once seemed foolish and dangerous suddenly become fun challenges to accept.
You’ll be able to complain about this sign. And you will be able to put together a rally to protest it.
You can blame your brain farts on being old.
You can wear whatever you want and people will still think you’re “adorable”.
Work won’t get in the way of playing with your friends all day.
Any picture you take will instantly be 300% more awesome.
You can finally start your caped vigilante phase.
You’ll get to be the kid and your kids will have to be the adults.
You’ll finally reach the fourth stage of life.
You will have the life experience to do things in the most efficient manner.
Hip replacement surgery is the "in" thing at that age.
You’ll be able to sit wherever you damn well please!
Your birthday cake will keep you warm at night.
No one will ever suspect you.