An unflattering pic was taken while Jennifer Lawrence was at the beach. You know what I think? I say F**K you guys that think she isn't hot. Have you seen her?! She's goddamn fabulous. Stop talking smack about the girl you yellow bellies.
When Jennifer Lawrence sat down with David Letterman Thursday, he procured a paparazzi photo of her in a bikini so that she could "answer" for her saggy butt. JLaw claimed that the offending derrière was an impostor: "It's not my butt and I will not take responsibility for it. It's a 90-year-old butt that's been photoshopped onto my body, and is posing as my butt."
Yeah, that's called sarcasm you guys. Fucken ehy!
The following day, other photos of Lawrence's bikini-ed ass from a different beach trip were leaked in order to discredit the first ass. Or something. WHO CARES. Also, Dave Letterman, I am disappointed in you. Your total screen time adds up to the comprehensive age of a toddler and your 'nads are probably down to your ankles. So shut your trap. [NYDN, The Superficial]
JLaw was also on Saturday Night Live over the weekend and apparently she was a good sport but that shit blew. Nevertheless, steady ratings for SNL. [Vulture]