This dog who suspects you're mocking him.
This cat who is plotting for the next time you try to kiss it.
This bird who is tired of hearing about your stupid problems.
This dog who would really appreciate it if you didn't put socks on him.
This dog who would like you to respect the fact that he called shotgun.
This cat who is tired of taking selfies with you.
...and these squished kitties.
This horse who would really appreciate it if you got your own food.
This donkey who is tired of all these families driving by and ruining his peace and quiet.
This otter who doesn't want to play your stupid cup game anymore.
This dog who has had it with you and your Julia Roberts obsession.
This cat who finds your excessive petting to be smothering.
This pug who doesn't think this is adorable.
This cat who needs you to chill with the checking Gmail every five seconds.
This alligator who would like its mouth back.
This Alpaca who is getting real tired of all these duck-faced tourists.
This dog who just wanted some casual outerwear.
This pug who would like to sit in peace without anyone mocking his posture.
This dog who just doesn't know why he still puts up with this.
This horse who has had it with people mocking his existence.