There are over 400 million tweets per day on Twitter. That means that amounts to around 2.8 billion tweets a week. I have gone through each and every one of those tweets (no not really) to bring you the Dumbest Tweets. Sure, I may have lost all feeling in the left side of my body, but it was worth it! Amazing what some of these people write on twitter.
Jose Canseco is the mayor of Dumb Twitter. And the chief of police. And apparently, the head astrophysicist. Seriously, this guy is on a whole other level.
Congratulations Taco Bell on wishing yourself a happy birthday. Glad to see that you’re celebrating with a plate full of diabetes!
There are so many sexual metaphors embedded in this tweet, we don’t think we have what it takes to unpack them all.
Khloe Kardashian Odom
The only logical assumption here is that Khloe Kardashian has just crashed into an ambulance.
Not sure what’s scarier about this tweet, that Aaron Carter is entering his bluegrass phase or the prospect of him singing ‘Aaron’s Party (Come Get It)’ well into his golden years.