It probably comes as no surprise to you that we are positively enamored with that insane email sent out by a University of Maryland sorority girl last week. That much filth and vitriol doesn’t come along neatly contained in one missive very often.
Now, in a trend we like much more than those awful S— Girls Say videos (remember how terrible those were?), people are recording dramatic reading of this email. We couldn’t be more excited, unless Michael Shannon was to do one. JUST KIDDING, Michael Shannon did do one, and the world is awesome right now. Here are our five SO NSFW favorites.