10 Reasons Why Time Travel Is No Good, According To Glove And Boots

“Everything is covered in feces!” So posits a video from Glove and Boots explaining one reason you wouldn’t like travelling to the past. To be fair, people really were positively slathered in feces back in the Dark Ages. It’s in history books or the Wikipedias or whatever it is the kids are learning history from these days. Good luck with that, kids. We learned all the history we needed from 2001′s A Knight’s Tale starring Heath Ledger *tips a 40* and Shannyynn Sossassafras. Glove and Boots previously raised awareness of Vertical Video Syndrome, had their gorilla cover “Call Me Maybe”, and made us laugh with playthroughs of classic video games. Now they detail their ten reasons time travel sucks. They didn’t even mention the most important reason. The Earth rotates and moves in its elliptical orbit around the Sun, and the Sun orbits the galactic center, and the whole universe is expanding. You better get your coordinates in spacetime exactly right, or…