Being pregnant is a blessing, but it can also prove to be very annoying because of the sudden flood of attention and excessive and obvious advice from family, friends as well as strangers. Well, cheer up and have a look at some really legit and hilarious pregnancy tips, I bet you haven't heard before!
Don't mix up your drugs for gods sake, or the baby will have 2 fathers.
It's great that you want to keep bringing in the cash till the last moment, but there are limits.
An electrical bull might not be the ideal choice of fun.
Don't overindulge your baby with musical stimulation.
Appropriate attire please.
Leave your wild days behind.
We understand that you're in a rush, but please be as courteous as you can to the creatures around you.
Ha ha yes don't do that. Although when you're pregnant you can get away with things.
Pick the right moment to tell him the news.
Happy thoughts, happy thoughts. It was both of your faults.