China is fascinating, and visiting it is bound to leave you with some amazing impressions. Sometimes, however, the English-speaking guests might have some difficulties finding their way around the country. Due to poor English knowledge and clumsy translation, signs that are supposed to help you out, only end up causing outbursts of unstoppable laughter! Inspired by Buzzfeed’s “22 Chinese Signs That Got Seriously Lost In Translation”, we decided to make our own list of hilarious translation fails in China. And yes, there are definitely enough of them for many more such compilations! Check these out, so that if you ever do go to China, you wouldn’t be too surprised about fresh crap in fish tanks and wild germs that hate soup. Oh, and never order the greenstuff! Never!
Don’t Order the Greenstuffs!
F*** Vegetables
Hand Grenade
Slip and Fall Down Carefully!
Husband
Beware of Missing Foot
The Wild Germ Hates Soup
Potato the Crap
Stupid Beans
Grab Me Now!
Whatever
Dumping
Wang Had to Burn
Fresh Crap
Cat Ear or..?
You Are the Best!
Evil Rubbish
Poor Duck…
One of Those Time Sex Things…
No Shitting
Beware of Safety
Don’t Be Edible
Whisky&Cock
Crap Stick
Deformed
Examination
No Discunt
Don’t Touch Yourself
Racist Park
Execution in Progress
Reverse Psychology
New Flavor
Unlike Put Your Shoes On My Face
Cheap, Fast & Easy
Do Not Disturb
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