For some Republicans, Obama winning the election was the worst thing that could happen. In fact, it is such a travesty that some are getting ready to go to socialist countries like Canada. Well here are just a few reason you might want to reconsider that one way ticket to communist medicine and Bolshevik politicians.
What on earth are you going to do with all your f** yeah! America shirts.
There will still be at least three Starbucks within walking distance of each other.
You still have the power to vote for the winner of "The Voice".
In any other country, you'll have to wait anywhere from 2 weeks to 2 months for the latest Pixar movie to be released.
America deep-fries everything.
Walt Disney World is better than every Disneyland combined.
You won't be able to take this photo with Washington Monument.
We have a theme park for chocolate.
Because you'll never stop getting this error message.
This is how we commemorate our Presidents.
Also as a friendly reminder to those Republicans who are headed specifically for Canada: