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Joe Biden is getting up there in age so he has to do anything he can to stay young. On this recent campaign he has been feeding on the souls of the people he meets in order to keep his youthful grace and immaculately cared for silver top. Don't believe me? Take a look at this photo evidence.
This is the signature move. The open mouth allows for the fastest transfer of the soul.
For the really difficult ones he uses the Biden Soul Squeeze.
Or sometimes the Biden Mind-Meld is in order.
He is pointing out his next victim.
So many youthful souls, so little time.
This technique allows him to take just a little bit at a time.
Joe really wants that binky.
This youngling is just giving it away. That's what she gets for wearing Crocs in public.
This young woman was not going to give it up, but Biden is working his negotiation technique.
She doesn't have a chance.
See. She is done for. Just look at those glossed over eyes.
This little guy is next and he knows it.
Athletes provide robust souls, especially Olympic caliber athletes.
He is using the sneaky ear-hole attack.
Joe looks invigorated after this particular transfer.
Even more so here.
Those bikers look nervous because they know what is going on.
Amy doesn't know what hit her.
He can even suck the soul from puppets. Talk about god-level soul sucking.
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