Remember when we used to call Miley Cyrus Hannah Montana, because you didn't know which one was her real name? (or was that just me?) Regardless, she was all sweet and innocent back then. She did all that stuff with Disney and...wait. That explains a lot.
It seems that all Disney kid stars go through a wicked phase and Miley is no different. Here is a catalog of some of the debauchery this girl has been up to.
December 2007: Miley posts a photo of her sharing a Twizzlers with a friend on her MySpace. It did look like they might be kissing and so the media went with it.
June 2008: photographed 'artistic' set for "Vanity Fair"
No one bought that it was supposed to be art.
Disney had this to say about the incident:
"For Miley Cyrus to be a 'good girl' is now a business decision for her. Parents have invested in her a godliness. If she violates that trust, she won't get it back."
July 2008:Miley's phone or email gets hacked
So of course this meant we got to see her shower pics intended for Nick Jonas.
February 2009:Funny Face Fiasco
While taking pictures, Miley and friends made funny faces that some did not find so funny.
OMG February 2009: Miley jogs without a sports bra
Of course since she is famous and underage (18) it is not cool for her to jog without a sports bra. I am sure her underwear model boyfriend had nothing to do with he r making headlines.
December 2009: Miley gets her first tattoo
This is a big step in any rock stars life so of course it is well documented.
June 2010: video surfaces of Miley caught grinding on an older man
It just happened to be 45-year-old Aaron Shankman, her director on The Last Song.
Eventually Miley apologized in the pages of Marie Claire:
It was a bad decision, because of my fans and because of what I stand for. I’m not perfect … I made a mistake. I’m disappointed in myself for disappointing my fans.
November 2011: Miley calls herself out
In a a video posted by The Daily, Miley admits to being a "stoner" and smoking "way too much weed" at her birthday party with Kelly Osbourne by her side.
January 2012: the penis cake
It was her boyfriend Liam's birthday, so she got him a cake shaped like a penis. Fine, fine. But then she posed with it like this multiple times and at multiple angles.
June 2012: Miley is seen outside of a marijuana dispensary
Which is totally legal in California (as long as she has her card.)
September 2012: Miley was briefly suspected of criminal battery
Briefly! Liam and Miley were suspects in a battery case that went down at the Roosevelt Hotel but their names were later cleared.
And we are caught up through most of November.
Considering how young she is and the fact that she is a Disney child we can expect more fun stuff from Miley.