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WEIRD NEWS! Colorado Town May Issue Hunting Licenses For Drones
30 jul 2013 10:52

It’s reasonable to be concerned about drones. They’re cheap, they’re plentiful, the government uses a lot of them, and it has shown disconcerting resistance to revealing just what they’re doing with flying spy robots. So Deer Trail, a small town in Colorado, is going to take matters into its own hands: It’s drone huntin’ season! Introduced by Deer Trail resident Phillip Steel, the law is pretty straightforward. If you see a drone, blow it out of the sky and turn it in for a financial reward. The ordinance states, “The Town of Deer Trail shall issue a reward of $100 to any shooter who presents a valid hunting license and the following identifiable parts of an unmanned aerial vehicle whose markings and configuration are consistent with those used on any similar craft known to be owned or operated by the United States federal government.”

It’s reasonable to be concerned about drones. They’re cheap, they’re plentiful, the government uses a lot of them, ...

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A 13.47 lb Baby Delivered Naturally Breaks Germany's Records!
29 jul 2013 18:35

A baby girl named Jasleen was born on July 26th at the University Hospital in Leipzig, Germany. She is the country's largest-ever infant weighing 13.47 pounds and measuring 22.6 inches. Her mother delivered her without, I repeat, without a caesarian! Wow I am scared to imagine the after math, brave woman.

A baby girl named Jasleen was born on July 26th at the University Hospital in Leipzig, Germany. She is the country's largest-ever infant weighing 13.47 pounds and measuring 22.6 inches.

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'The Butterfly Effect' Will Be Remade For Some Reason | UPROXX
29 jul 2013 14:54

Hey, remember The Butterfly Effect? It’s nearly a decade old! We mention this not because we want to make you feel old, but because apparently a decade is long enough to reboot a movie nobody cares about. The original was essentially Somewhere In Time with the personal tragedy laid on with a trowel. Ashton Kutcher’s character wasn’t just molested, he was forced to star in kiddie porn by Eric Stoltz. He doesn’t just have an abusive father, he has a father who tries to strangle him to death before being killed by guards. It’s a dark movie but at the same time it’s kind of ridiculous, because it wants a PG-13 and frankly Ashton Kutcher just isn’t credible as a human being who’s suffered all this misfortune, and the screenwriters have no sense of the absurd; an alternate ending features the hero traveling back to his birth and aborting himself. Also there’s a scene where he wakes up with no hands which should not be funny, but is:

Hey, remember The Butterfly Effect? It’s nearly a decade old! We mention this not because we want to make you feel old, ...

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If You Visit Aaron Paul's House, He'll Say Hi
29 jul 2013 14:49

a video of a celebrity tour group outside of Aaron Paul’s house receiving a visit from none other than Aaron Paul himself has gone viral, and while the magnet-loving star is nice, charming, and “dead sexy” (I’m quoting the inner monologue of the Irish girls on the tour), it’s also: no. Let’s not make this a thing, people. Let’s not assume Aaron Paul is always going to come out of his house to take photos with you and your family. Otherwise, the TMZ star-f*cking tours of the world will have won, and nobody wants that as a reality.

a video of a celebrity tour group outside of Aaron Paul’s house receiving a visit from none other than Aaron Paul himself has gone viral, and while the magnet-loving star is nice, charming, ...

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Smack Cam On Vine Proves Teens Are Awful
29 jul 2013 14:45

It’s well established that teens are the worst. Whether they’re licking eyeballs, not closing their cellphones on airplanes, or snorting condoms, THE WORST. Add this to their Justin Bieber sticker-covered portfolio of terribleness: according to Jezebel, the latest trend is Smack Cam, in which “people (typically douchey bros or bitchy mean girls) smack unsuspecting victims and then post their stinging faces and shocked screams on Vine.”

It’s well established that teens are the worst. Whether they’re licking eyeballs, not closing their cellphones on airplanes, or snorting condoms, THE WORST.

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Dead Princess Peach Fan Art Is A Thing That Exists
29 jul 2013 14:35

If you're like me, you've been killed by a Spiny on level 4 of Super Mario Bros. and thought, "f**k rescuing the Princess, I hope she dies and all the good and bad characters in this universe have to gather together to mourn her." If so, perhaps you're primed to enjoy DEAD PRINCESS PEACH FAN ART. It's probably passé to pull the "this is weird" card on the Internet in 2013, but the above piece from DeviantArt user WiL-Woods blew up on Reddit today and sent me down a rabbit hole of alternately well-drawn and farted-out-with-MS-paint pieces about Princess Peach being murdered and/or mourned several years after her passing. It probably says something horrible about gamers' opinions of women and the culture that created the Dead Island bloody boobs statue, but WHO KNOWS? It is impossible to tell. I've collected a few of my favorites after the jump. Word of advice to anybody who wants to see Peach die: just don't play Mario games. If Mario doesn't save her, she dies, right? That's Bowser's end game, isn't it? Problem solved, and you didn't have to spend all week drawing a fictional lady's guts.

If you're like me, you've been killed by a Spiny on level 4 of Super Mario Bros. and thought, "f**k rescuing the Princess, ...

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The Memorable Wiener Of Jim Haslett
29 jul 2013 03:02

Kyle Turley did an Ask Me Anything on Reddit. Naturally, he was pressed on the subject of memorable wieners from his playing days, a question to which Turley replied “Jim Haslett” with no elaboration. I’m not sure what to take from that, but the theory from the Packers fan in that thread makes a lot of sense to me.

Kyle Turley did an Ask Me Anything on Reddit. Naturally, he was pressed on the subject of memorable wieners from his playing days, a question to which Turley replied “Jim Haslett” with no elaboration.

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Justin Bieber Was Photographed Spitting On His Fans
29 jul 2013 02:58

Another day, another item in the Justin Bieber bag of douche. The 19-year-old tween idol was caught on camera hawking a mouthful of saliva over a hotel balcony in Toronto Thursday – as a throng of Beliebers were gathered outside to catch a glimpse of their hero. The pictures show an unidentified friend of the Biebs laughing at the crude prank. The ill-advised loogie comes less than two weeks after an Ohio DJ charged Bieber with spitting on him at a Columbus night club. And in March, Bieber’s Calabases, CA, neighbor claimed the pop star spit on him during an argument stemming from complaints about Bieber’s reckless driving in the gated community. Aw, like any Canadian pop star, he’s going through his “gobbing” phase. Next up: a trip to Hot Topic.

Another day, another item in the Justin Bieber bag of douche. The 19-year-old tween idol was caught on camera hawking a mouthful of saliva over a hotel balcony in Toronto Thursday – as a throng...

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Drunk Amy Poehler Explained Billy Joel's Whole Career
29 jul 2013 02:51

I take back all the mean stuff I’ve said about you, NBC, especially about your game and reality shows. All of your misdeeds have been forgiven, after a delightfully drunk Amy Poehler went on Hollywood Game Night and proceeded to explain the existence of Billy Joel. And curl Maya Rudolph’s hair. And playfully flirt with Jane Lynch. But back to Joel, he of the world’s greatest photo. I guess there’s a game on Hollywood called “How Do You Doo?” (painfully, thank you), in which contestants have to substitute the lyrics of songs with the non-word “doo.” Rudolph, as well as Jason Sudeikis and Sean Hayes, were pros, the kind of players you’d want on your charades team. Poehler, though, you’d still want her on your team, but only to make yourself look better (except literally).

I take back all the mean stuff I’ve said about you, NBC, especially about your game and reality shows.

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Craigslist Ad Asks If Anyone's Seen Soldier's Dog
29 jul 2013 02:46

We must break away from our regularly scheduled funny Craigslist ad post to talk about one that’s incredibly depressing. Washington-based serviceman Brandon Harker returned from a nine-month tour of Afghanistan to find out that his friend, who was trusted with looking after Harker’s dog Oakley, had given the pup away on Craigslist. According to Harker, via the Examiner, “My friend just said they got rid of him…They never gave me any other explanation. He would say, ‘I don’t know who we gave him to’ and ‘I don’t know their phone number’.” He’s taken to Craigslist to retrieve the adorable two-year-old Labrador retriever. I just recently returned from a 9 month deployment. And upon arrival back into the area I found out my yellow Labrador retriever was either given away or sold while I was gone. I was told this happened in May, but it could have happened anytime from February till June. He is good with kids and other dogs. He has a unique coat, on his face he has spots of a darker yellow (champagne) he also has spots of the same color going down his sides and legs. If anyone has any information on this and can help me please do. I am just trying to get him back to me since he was wrongfully given away or sold with out my permission while I was deployed. I will also be able to verify the dog is mine because he is micro-chipped and registered to me. Once again thank you to everyone who sees this and tries to help. If you could spread the word about this issues that would be great as well. Let’s find this man’s dog, and arrest his so-called friend for treason.

We must break away from our regularly scheduled funny Craigslist ad post to talk about one that’s incredibly depressing.

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'Operation Last Chance' Wants These 10 Still Alive Nazis
29 jul 2013 02:45

Nazis are more than just people who care way too much about grammar — they’re also real, live humans who once did terrible, terrible things. For more information, consult your local Hogan’s Heroes rerun. Once you’re back, you’ll be in the mood for some NAZI HUNTING, which is exactly what the Simon Wiesenthal Centre wants. Some 2,000 posters popped up yesterday in Berlin, Hamburg and Cologne, offering a €25,000 [or $33,190] reward for information that leads to the arrest and conviction of Nazi war criminals. It marks the latest push by the Simon Wiesenthal Centre to locate as-yet unconvicted Third Reich war criminals. The impetus for the campaign, dubbed “Operation Last Chance”, was the Munich trial of former SS guard John Demjanjuk for war crimes at the Sobibor camp in occupied Poland. Though he died last year before his conviction was finalised, it marked a watershed in Nazi trials. In previous decades, German authorities had refused to open an investigation without concrete proof of a specific Nazi-era crime – often a difficult task given the regime’s industrial killing machine. But now German authorities have indicated a willingness to lower the legal hurdle to prosecutions, thus expanding the pool – if diluting the seniority – of potential Third Reich perpetrators still at large. (Via) Here are their 10 most wanted Nazis.

Nazis are more than just people who care way too much about grammar — they’re also real, live humans who once did terrible, terrible things.

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Fox News Drew A Hitler Mustache On Latest Rolling Stone Cover
29 jul 2013 02:33

Much has been made about the new Rolling Stone cover featuring Dzhokhar Tsarnaev looking like a badass rock star. Some people think it’s just a cheap ploy to sell magazines and others think there’s some real journalistic merit to putting him on the cover. Well, Fox News is definitely in the former category. Thursday night on The Five, Greg Gutfeld — who somehow still gets to rant on national television — had some choice words about the cover. He actually made some good points by talking about the article itself being more of a glorification piece than anything really in-depth. Then, of course, Gutfeld took it a step farther by drawing a Hitler mustache and devil horns on the cover. Sigh. In the battle between Fox News and Rolling Stone, it’s pretty clear that we will all end up losing in the end.

Much has been made about the new Rolling Stone cover featuring Dzhokhar Tsarnaev looking like a badass rock star.

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'The Wolverine' Should Have Had Less Ambition
29 jul 2013 02:20

The Wolverine is a surprising movie in some respects. Not in terms of the plot; there’s pretty much nothing in this movie that you won’t see coming. But rather in terms of how brutal it’s willing to be, and how much it lets Hugh Jackman play to his strengths. Unfortunately, the third act throws ninjas and a giant robot at us, and nearly derails the whole thing. It’s a familiar plot, mind you; a tough guy, stuck in a foreign land, struggling with his past decisions, and discovering the means to move on and some asses to kick. It’s a sturdy form, though, and it’s perfectly suited for the strengths of its lead.

The Wolverine is a surprising movie in some respects. Not in terms of the plot; there’s pretty much nothing in this movie that you won’t see coming.

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Fox News Hits New Low With Reza Aslan Interview
28 jul 2013 22:56

f Fox News‘ new strategy is to cover their ears and scream, “LALALA I CAN’T HEAR YOU LALALA” at their invited guests, they’re doing a bang up job. The home of the World’s Loudest Opinions continued their shame spiral toward their inevitable future on Friday during a chat with scholar Reza Aslan, the author of Zealot: The Life and Times of Jesus of Nazareth. For you see, Aslan is a Muslim, so why would HE be interested in Christianity. That was an actual question. “You’re a Muslim, so why did you write a book about the founder of Christianity?” asked Lauren Green, to which Aslan replied, “Well, to be clear, I am a scholar of religions with four degrees, including one in the New Testament, and fluency in biblical Greek, who has been studying the origins of Christianity for two decades, who also just happens to be a Muslim.” “Yeah, well,” Green was thinking, “I have a Jewish friend.” (No, she doesn’t.) It only gets worse and worse the longer it goes on, culminating with Green accusing Aslan, who increasingly takes the tone of an exasperated parent explaining something obvious to their child, of never disclosing he’s a Muslim. Um, no: “Ma’am, the second page of my book says I’m a Muslim. Every single interview I have ever done on TV or in print says I’m a Muslim.” At no point does Fox News realize the irony of persecuting someone over their religion in a discussion about Jesus, and everyone is now dumber.

f Fox News‘ new strategy is to cover their ears and scream, “LALALA I CAN’T HEAR YOU LALALA” at their invited guests, they’re doing a bang up job.

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DJ Khaled Proposed to Nicki Minaj And Was Actually Serious [VIDEO]
28 jul 2013 12:52

In a bizarre move that’s actually not close enough to his album dropping to be considered just a publicity stunt, DJ Khaled proposed to Nicki Minaj on video. Except Minaj wasn’t even there. In an interview with MTV News, Khaled “I love you, I like you. I want you, I want you to be mine.” Khaled then explained why he was on TV doing this. “I’m at MTV because it’s a worldwide network,” he said. “Why am I not telling you this face to face? Because I understand that you’re busy.” Oh. Skype wasn’t an option, boo? Then he brought out the big guns — and a big rock. “I’ma be honest with you, I wanna marry you. “Nicki Minaj, will you marry me?” Khaled swears he’s serious. “We got the same symptoms, we both suffer from success. You’re out touring, you hustle, you make music — you’re winning. I understand,” he said emphatically. “That’s You need a man like me in your life that’s gonna take care of you and respect you.” Oh boy. The camera cuts away for a split second and Khaled concedes, “You gotta take the time to think about it, I understand … I want your fans to know, my fans to know, my family, your family,” he stammered, “that I want to marry you.” (Doesn’t the fact that “fans” preceded “family” sort of reek of thirst, though?) “I worked hard to get this ring,” he added, perhaps thinking a dose of guilt would trick the former ‘American Idol’ judge into thinking she owes him something. “A year ago I wanted to tell you,” Khaled added. “On the ‘Take It to the Head’ video … things got better for me. I was preparing for this,” he said, pointing to the bling. “Nicki Minaj … will you marry me?” We’re gonna speak for Minaj and say probably not. She did retweet a post including the video but has yet to actually respond. She’s been openly dating Safaree Samuels for a while and has never been too desperate for press, so we’re gonna call this a wash.

In a bizarre move that’s actually not close enough to his album dropping to be considered just a publicity stunt, DJ Khaled proposed to Nicki Minaj on video. Except Minaj wasn’t even there.

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Check Out This Awesome ‘Daria’ Trailer Starring Aubrey Plaza
28 jul 2013 12:24

Who better to play jaded ’90s cartoon character Daria than Aubrey Plaza; after all the grumpy malcontent is her wheelhouse. We only wish this movie were real, and not just a video for College Humor. Then we could openly admit that our parents didn’t let us watch MTV so we’ve actually only seen two episodes of the show … but at least we’ve seen the movie! That would work, right?

Who better to play jaded ’90s cartoon character Daria than Aubrey Plaza; after all the grumpy malcontent is her wheelhouse. We only wish this movie were real, and not just a video for College Humor.

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What Better Way To Transport Sperm Than In A Sperm-Shaped Bike?
25 jul 2013 14:38

Nordisk Cryobank CEO Peter Bower is sure not short of creativity when it comes to his business. The Danish sperm bank has it's own custom made, environmentally friendly transport bike which is shaped like a....yes, you got it, sperm cell! "We’re always looking for new donors so it’s a fine bonus that the Sperm Cell Bike gets peoples attention" admitted Peter. Not a bad idea!

Nordisk Cryobank CEO Peter Bower is sure not short of creativity when it comes to his business. The Danish sperm bank has it's own custom made, ...

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Man Accidentally Photobombs Proposal, Turns into Meme
24 jul 2013 13:52

Nowadays, people are finding clever and creative ways to capture pregnancies and marriage proposals, but the soon-to-be-husband of redditor SpnkyHappy opted for a traditional, down-on-one-knee image at Disney World. What the couple didn't expect was for an unnamed man to accidentally photobomb their emotional moment. Now, the guy apologetically scurrying across the frame has become an internet sensation known as "In the Way Guy." Quickly following the original image upload, fellow redditor flipflipflipflipflop provided a template of the awkward photobomber for others to create their own version of his accidental blunder. As such, he has been Photoshopped into some of the most memorable moments in history and pop culture, from the first moon landing to the big reveal of England's newest royal heir. He can even be seen blocking the path of an older photo meme subject, Ridiculously Photogenic Guy.

Nowadays, people are finding clever and creative ways to capture pregnancies and marriage proposals, but the soon-to-be-husband of redditor SpnkyHappy opted for a traditional, ...

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10 Great Bands That Haven't Been On 'Rolling Stone' Cover
23 jul 2013 16:09

"F*ck them." Those were Louis C.K.'s accurately bitter words to describe his feelings for Rolling Stone, which recently put the Like-SO-Cute-Boston Bomber-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named on its once-hallowed cover. It's easy and fun to bash Rolling Stone — like anything that was once counterculture (Captain Beefheart was on the cover in 1970, for Christ's sake), it eventually becomes culture, and with that, comes the "sell out, not what it used to be" accusations. (See also: The Simpsons.) But they're not exactly makings things easy for themselves, not when Justin Bieber and The Voice hosts stare back at you when you open your mailbox. In honor of C.K.'s comments, let's take a look back at other "f*ck them" Rolling Stone moments, specifically: 10 great bands (and only bands) that have should have graced the magazine's cover, but never did, along with the lesser artists who were put on the cover the same year the deserving group released an amazing album. That Spin Doctors photo only gets better and better

"F*ck them." Those were Louis C.K.'s accurately bitter words to describe his feelings for Rolling Stone, ...

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Beyoncé Got Her Hair Stuck In A Fan
23 jul 2013 15:58

Words like “professional,” “the best,” and “OMGGGGGGGGZZZZZZZZ” are how most are reacting to Beyoncé’s encounter with a fan last night during a concert in Montreal, in which a “wind-blowing device,” as E! described it, sucked in her weave and wouldn’t let go. But I think E! commenter “illuminati” said it best when he proclaimed, “why does beyonce refuse to come out and publically proclaim she is a illuminati agent like all celebrities are.” Indeed. Beyoncé is grabbing your children and turning them into Illuminati like the fan did her hair. OPEN YOUR EYES.

Words like “professional,” “the best,” and “OMGGGGGGGGZZZZZZZZ” are how most are reacting to Beyoncé’s encounter with a fan last night during a concert in Montreal, in which a “wind-blowing device, ...

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5150: Amanda Bynes Has Been Placed In A Psych Ward
23 jul 2013 15:53

A few weeks ago we instituted a moratorium on Amanda Bynes posts around here. The fact that she’s obviously mentally ill — to the point that Courtney Love was doling out life advice to her — made any chronicling of her bizarre exploits feel icky. I think the note I sent out said something along the lines of, “unless she kills someone or kills herself, let’s avoid posting anything about her.” Well, she hasn’t killed anyone, including herself, but she could have last night, and for that she’s been locked away in an LA-area psych ward. Reports the Hollywood Reporter: "Amanda Bynes was placed under 5150 hold and taken to the hospital for mental evaluation on Monday night after setting a small fire outside a home in Thousand Oaks, Calif. The fire department was called around 8:45 p.m. when the 27-year-old actress, whose erratic behavior has spurred several run-ins with the law in recent months, sparked the fire in the driveway area of the single-family residence, whose inhabitants have no association or relationship with Bynes, Sergeant Eric Buschow of the Ventura County Sheriff’s Department told The Hollywood Reporter."

A few weeks ago we instituted a moratorium on Amanda Bynes posts around here. The fact that she’s obviously mentally ill — to the point that Courtney Love was doling out life advice to her — made...

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Cullatori
23 jul 2013 11:47

These men are ''Cullatori'' and they carry vast wooden structures through the streets of Nola, in southern Italy, every year as part of the annual ''Festival of the Lillies'' [Festa Dei Gigli]. As a result, this is what happens to their shoulders and backs.

These men are ''Cullatori'' and they carry vast wooden structures through the streets of Nola, in southern Italy, every year as part of the annual ''Festival of the Lillies'' [Festa Dei Gigli].

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JLaw, Halle Berry and More Invade Comic-Con 2013 in High Style
22 jul 2013 15:23

Comic-Con, held in San Diego, Calif. this past weekend, is no longer the domain of nerds and comic book geeks. Several of our favorite and most beautiful actresses — Oscar winner and style diva Jennifer Lawrence and very pregnant newlywed Halle Berry among them — were on site for the event, looking fabulous while promoting films, just hanging out and more.

Comic-Con, held in San Diego, Calif. this past weekend, is no longer the domain of nerds and comic book geeks.

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Lady Gaga Goes Nude for V Magazine to Prep for ARTPOP
22 jul 2013 15:22

Lady Gaga is no stranger to being unclothed, but this shot of the pop star au natural in minimal makeup and tousled hair isn’t usually how we see her in the buff. For example, why isn’t she simultaneously swimming in a bathtub full of cereal? Why is nothing on fire? The snap itself is from a photo shoot with V magazine and was shared by fashion photographers Inez van Lambsweerde and Vinoodh Matadin on their Instagram and Tumblr accounts. “Get ready world for our pics of @ladygaga for @vmagazine !kisses iv #artpop” the duo teased the internet. Don’t worry, there are plenty more shots where this came from. And if this is what they were willing to share, imagine what the rest of them will look like. We also got a sneak-peek at some leaked video (below). It’s all in anticipation of Mother Monster’s new album, the long-awaited ARTPOP, which drops Nov. 11.

Lady Gaga is no stranger to being unclothed, but this shot of the pop star au natural in minimal makeup and tousled hair isn’t usually how we see her in the buff.

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Woman Goes Crazy After Her Neighbor Allegedly Reveals Her Having Sex With A Cat!
20 jul 2013 12:46

Oklahoma city resident 23 year old Kristina Michelle Brown was charged with assault and battery with a deadly weapon on her 72 year old neighbor, Elmer Morrison. He claimed the woman threatened him with a knife, and the reason for it is as bizarre as can get, and quite sick to be honest. When conversing with the police she said that the man revealed that she had sex with her cat! "Because everyone knows. I had sex with my cat and everyone knows" was her statement. But when she was confronted a little later she took back her claim and instead said that her neighbor "does not know about what she did with the cat, she is just mad at him and wants him to die." Talk about crazy. Seems like she might have been on drugs, or may be had a mental disorder. Anyhow, I hope the cat is okay.

Oklahoma city resident 23 year old Kristina Michelle Brown was charged with assault and battery with a deadly weapon on her 72 year old neighbor, Elmer Morrison.

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Paparazzi Might Sue Kanye West For Robbery And Assault!
20 jul 2013 12:25

Kanye West assaulted a photographer known as Dano at the Los Angeles International Airport this Friday. He allegedly tried to take away his camera, and is now at risk of being sued for attempted robbery. The photographer was said to be injured, but the extent is unknown. Coincidentally this happens to be the same paparazzo that badgered Britney Spears back in 2007 and got his car smashed by her umbrella. Seems like he might be on a quest to make some quick buck by getting on celebrities last nerve.

Kanye West assaulted a photographer known as Dano at the Los Angeles International Airport this Friday.

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Did You Know They Were Bipolar?
20 jul 2013 12:05

Mental disorders affect thousands of people around the world, and bipolar is one of the worst. People with bipolar disorder tend to have extreme mood swings, going from very intense, energetic or manic to lethargic and depressed. They are also prone to drug/alcohol abuse and other risky behaviors. Here are some famous people who allegedly had/have this unfortunate disorder.

Mental disorders affect thousands of people around the world, and bipolar is one of the worst. People with bipolar disorder tend to have extreme mood swings, going from very intense, ...

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People in Detroit don't like piles of tires
19 jul 2013 21:35

Apparently, this is how the news is reported in the city of Detroit. A bit melodramatic, with weird camera angles, sporatic appearances by the news reporter, angry comments, and tire dumping people. Wait. Hold on. A guy who dumped tires on the side of someones neighborhood made the NEWS?! Alright, so maybe Detroit doesn't have too many interesting things going on right now. But this news reporter seemed to have hit the sweet spot for story of the day with "Tire Dumping Man". Confused. Angry. WTF?! Yeah, pretty much describes the video. Take a look:

Apparently, this is how the news is reported in the city of Detroit. A bit melodramatic, with weird camera angles, sporatic appearances by the news reporter, angry comments, and tire dumping people.

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Silicon Valley's Stupid Name Problem, Visualized
19 jul 2013 21:21

It is absolutely no surprise that Silicon Valley is filled with some of the sharpest minds, after all, Apple, Google, Youtube, Netflix and Twitter Head Quarters are based on the Silicon Valley. So why is it then that every single start up that pops up in the area not only sounds the same, but also are based on the same idea. Bitly, Borkly, Barnly, Molestly, Strinkingly, Happily, Crappily, Maply, Morply, Dottly, Dootly, Godly, Angrily. Jesus! Can they get a little more creative!? These people are doing too much of the same thing. To illustrate the hilarity of this, I've found an illustration for you all. Behold!

It is absolutely no surprise that Silicon Valley is filled with some of the sharpest minds, after all, Apple, Google, Youtube, Netflix and Twitter Head Quarters are based on the Silicon Valley.

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Obama's Surprise Speech on Race: 'Trayvon Could Have Been Me'
19 jul 2013 20:44

Ever since the Treyvon Martin case made the news, and recently settled with Zimmerman being set free of all charges, including second degree murder, it might be quite an understatement to say that our nation has been in a state of discontent and unrest. Our nation especially always has had an interesting past with racism and this seems to have once again sparked that feud. President Obama has recently had a press conference in order to settle the nations qualms. Surprisingly, his thoughts and reflections were quite intimate and insightful. Take a look for yourself:

Ever since the Treyvon Martin case made the news, and recently settled with Zimmerman being set free of all charges, including second degree murder, ...

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Justin's Heart Warming Story.
19 jul 2013 18:39

A little 5 week old kitten was cruelly set on fire in New Jersey. He was found by some good Samaritans and brought to the Pennsylvania SPCA. The kitten was named Justin and is currently undergoing some intense care and lots of love. It's truly atrocious to see people committing stuff like this, but the little guy is doing well and his story is an inspiration.

A little 5 week old kitten was cruelly set on fire in New Jersey. He was found by some good Samaritans and brought to the Pennsylvania SPCA.

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The Oldest Sharpshooter In The World!
19 jul 2013 14:04

Chandro Tomar is a 78 year old Indian grandmother, who is believed to be the world's oldest pro sharpshooter. This incredible woman raised six children and fifteen grandchildren, while participating in and winning 25 national championships across India. "As soon as I shot my first pistol I was hooked. And now I’ve shown everyone there’s no disadvantages to my age. If you’re focused you can do anything", said Chandro. She often attends a local firing range where she's never short of spectators. The club’s coach, Farooq Pathan, who set up the shooting club in 1998 with a couple of friends, said: "She was so good some of the men stopped turning up altogether to avoid being humiliated by her, a old woman. She has the ultimate skill, a steady hand and a sharp eye." This super granny is still competing and winning gold at the Veteran Shooting Championship held in Chennai. You go girl!

Chandro Tomar is a 78 year old Indian grandmother, who is believed to be the world's oldest pro sharpshooter.

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300 Stingrays Found Dead On A Mexican Beach!
19 jul 2013 13:11

Over 300 stingrays are found dead on the Mexican beach in the Gulf coast state of Veracruz. There are speculations that fisherman dumped them there upon realizing they couldn't sell them, and there's also talk about them being washed out by the waves at sunset. The authorities are investigating this stingray mass massacre.

Over 300 stingrays are found dead on the Mexican beach in the Gulf coast state of Veracruz. There are speculations that fisherman dumped them there upon realizing they couldn't sell them, ...

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Russian President Takes The Notion Of A "Public Figure" To An Extreme!
19 jul 2013 12:49

I have nothing against Putin, but it seems like all the pressure of being Russia's president for over a decade has taken a toll on him. He's well known for his publicity stunts, and has done everything from riding a horse, shirtless, to flying with a flock of cranes, to finding ancient Greek pottery in the Black Sea. It seems that he is desperately trying to portray a macho as well as a humble man image of himself. It's understandable that keeping himself in the public eye is important, but quite frankly the scale and frequency of his stunts borders on ridiculous. May be he's overcompensating for his aging ego? Here's what I mean.

I have nothing against Putin, but it seems like all the pressure of being Russia's president for over a decade has taken a toll on him.

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Amy Schumer on NBC
18 jul 2013 23:52

Amy Schumer has been making the rounds to basically do the robot over the fact she had a successful first season of her show and tell everyone it’s on Hulu Plus now. And while her show is pretty funny, I’m a little conflicted about her. Whenever I think about Schumer, I think about the jokes she made about Patrice O’Neal’s diabetes during the Charlie Sheen Roast. Of course, that diabetes later killed him. Now, I don’t want to sound like I’m angry at her for making the jokes since it’s a roast and it’s fair game. But the train of thought just reminds me that Patrice O’Neal is gone and it makes me sad. It’s totally random and I can’t quite get over it. Sorry, Amy. Anyway, she was on Leno and they talked shop about crappy comedy gigs in their past. One of the stories involved performing at a hunger strike…for a terrorist organization. Take a look.

Amy Schumer has been making the rounds to basically do the robot over the fact she had a successful first season of her show and tell everyone it’s on Hulu Plus now.

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