Remember your 7th birthday? With the Dairy Queen ice cream cake and the plastic cups? Yeah, Gwyneth Paltrow and her carb-deprived kids don’t get those parties.
On Saturday, April 6, Gwynnie and rock star hubby Chris Martin threw a bash in L.A. that was ostensibly to celebrate son Moses turning seven. On the guest list? Tobey Maguire, Maria Shriver, Cameron Diaz, Gwen Stefani and director Jon Favreau, among others.
Because nothing says “Happy Birthday” to a kid like a party with an ex-Spiderman, one-third of Charlie’s Angels and the Terminator’s wife.
Photos show a table full of white flowers (little boys love those), and a table full of bland healthy refreshments that attendees could scoop out of $200 bowls onto plates made of fairy dust-infused crystal.
Don’t worry, Moses. Being 7 years old and having a mom with the physique of an exotic dancer might be tough, but it gets better. Maybe.
Remember how in your birthday party your mom got you and your friends hot dogs and hamburgers?
Not Gwenyth Paltrow's kid.