Met its tragic, untimely death in the United States in 2005.
I really miss these things.
Despite initially being simply a movie tie-in for 1984's Ghostbusters, Ecto Cooler disappeared in 2001, forever ruining the contents of your lunchbox.
Apparently the world wasn't ready for 3D snacks in the mid 2000's, and so this product ended its run all too early. I blame Avatar.
General Mills ruined snack-time forever in 2001. That's not hyperbole. I think I cried when my dad told me that. These were the best lunchbox treat EVER.
As the Planters Wikipedia article (very trustworthy) states, these goodies were “discontinued for being too delicious.”
The Man killed Four Loko in 2011 due to health risks including alcohol poisoning. RIP FUN.
Discontinued sometime in the 90's because the Mars family didn't like peanut butter. Seriously.
This ground breaking soft drink/floating dots hybrid met its end in 1997. Who cares if it tasted bad, it looked so DAMN COOL.
Mountain Dew Black/Livewire
Despite popular DEWmand, these drinks disappeared in 2004, and more recently in 2011.
Gatorade was the first to learn that drinks and gum don't mix so well in the late 90's.
Heinz EZ Squirt
There is something just so damn awesome about colorful condiments. Or maybe just so damn gross. I'm going with gross. Either way, barf ketchup was discontinued in 2006.
Phased out of the McDonalds menu in 2004. Just once, just one more time, I'd like to say those wonderful words. And then puke.