Yes, indeed, ladies and gentlemen you have read the title above correctly. Somewhere in Portland Oregon, there is a man in a kilt, riding a unicycle, dressed as Darth Vader, playing the bagpipes, which occasionally spit fire. For your edification and enlightment, here is Darth Vader, on a unicycle, playing Star Wars music on a bagpipe. That occasionally shoots fire.
You might be thinking “It’d be really handy to have a GIF of that!” And unlike most weirdos, this guy is on the marketing ball: He’s got several for your delectation.
However, this does force us to face a very serious question. Who would you rather run into on a unicycle: Darth Vader with flaming bagpipes? Or this guy?