Has your teacher ever told you "there's no such thing as a stupid question"? Well, she likely forgot to mention the other part of that sentence that is: "There are only stupid answers". In this case, there is such a thing as stupid questions and equally stupid answers. Next time you have a silly question, instead of spending a limitless amount of time on the internet, proceed to seek the nearest tall big handed person. Ask your stupid question. And then ask them to slap you.
Let's check out what Yahoo answers has to offer us...
WARNING! You might want to bang your head against your desk.