After Parks and Recreation and Community were so hilariously mashed together with Texts From Last Night, I was certain that we’d seen the last of any fictional characters from film and TV being coupled with TFLN quotes, because I didn’t think it could get much better. But then TFLN founder Lauren Leto posted this to her Twitter account the other day… “OMG” is right. Disney Ladies From Last Night will probably ruin your memories of an innocent childhood, what with quotes about blowjobs and pearl necklaces laid over stills of Disney princesses. It’s all so good and sick — just how I like it. So here’s a handful of my favorites from the site. Enjoy.
After Parks and Recreation and Community were so hilariously mashed together with Texts From Last Night, ...
The thing that we want the most from our newscasters is for them to always tell the truth — no positive spins, no bullsh*t, no outright lies, just the facts.
Moms are jerks. Need proof? Check out this sign a mother left for her 13-year-old kid regarding his habit of cleaning the custard all over her towels.
Recently, a Reddit user had the unfortunate honor of being on the receiving end of a scorned young lady who was lashing out at her ex. The problem was, her ex had apparently changed his number.
Some people take to driving quicker than others. Few take to driving slower than this woman. A woman in Korea (we’re not sure if it’s South or North) experienced as bad a first driving lesson as...
Omari Fleming may be a star reporter, but it’s the “moon” behind him that’s got people talking in this video.
What’s better than a cat? We know, we know — what a preposterous question, but really, what’s better than a cat? A cross-eyed cat! These cats’ silly faces should make your day better.
We really, really feel for the poor guy in this video. Having once broken a babysitter’s fingers on a roller coaster because we are so afraid of heights, we can definitely relate.
If you hadn’t already guess we’re huge fans of director Stanley Kubrick, best known for creating cult classics such as ‘A Clockwork Orange’, ‘The Shining’, ‘Dr.
He’s been labeled by the French authorities as a vandal, even so far as being fined €400 for his actions.
CrusaderCast has created a compilation of bizarre Korean commercials filled with pelvic thrusting, a rap about banana milk, a farting doll, a RoboCop who really loves fried chicken, ...
A Bengals fan by the name of Gary who goes by Misled Cincinnati is somewhat known around town for his outlandish beard. His latest hirsute antics while meeting QB Andy Dalton are his best yet…
A groom and his crew recently wanted to take part in the Hadouken-ing trend from earlier this year (in which one person pretends to shoot a ball of energy a la Street Fighter’s Hadouken move and...
A few movies and TV shows how the were originally cast... I guess everyone makes mistakes!
Just one look at this photo and you can tell it’s got meme potential. It was shared on Reddit with the title “We tried taking a nice family picture now that my daughter is one.
Bryan Cranston dropped by Letterman last night because he has some big thing coming up that I can’t place at the moment, ...
I doubt many of us can think "cringeworthy album covers" without thinking of Kirk Van Houten's "Can I Borrow A Feeling, ...
Illusionist David Blaine makes a coin disappear off a young man’s hand. I don’t think the reaction he gets is quite what he was going for…
How the hell could we let a day this important go by without properly recognizing it? According to the calendar, July 31 is National Orgasm Day and it happens to fall on Hump Day this year.
Call us old-fashion but you really can’t beat a few hours playing with LEGO can you? The possibilities are pretty much endless, but in an age where apps have replaced boardgames and Barbie isn’t quite the accurate portrayal of a girl as she once use to be, it can be a confusing time for parents who want to buy toys for their kids. What we do know, is there are certainly more than few gifts floating around that you really wouldn’t want to give your kids. That is unless you want to terrify them for life and ensure their teenage years are riddled with confusion. In which case, head down to your local department store and see if they have any of the following in stock….
Call us old-fashion but you really can’t beat a few hours playing with LEGO can you? The possibilities are pretty much endless, ...
What can you possibly say about Japan that hasn’t already been said? As a culture and a nation, they are utterly obsessed with the strange, unusual and downright bizarre.
Veebot is a start-up in California. They’ve built a robot that can insert IVs and partially automate blood draws. THANKS, WE NEEDED THAT. The patient slides his or her arm into an inflatable cuff, which acts as a tourniquet. An infrared light illuminates the inner elbow for a camera that searches for a suitable vein using software that compares the camera’s view against a model of an arm’s veins. Next, ultrasound confirms that the chosen vein has sufficient blood flow for a successful blood draw. Finally, the robotic arm aligns itself with the chosen vein and inserts the needle. The whole process takes about a minute. [Medgadget] The phlebotomist robot finds the best vein 83% of the time, which is about the same frequency with which human phlebotamists find the best vein. On the other hand, human phlebotamists probably won’t jab the everloving sh-t out of your elbow if they malfunction (we would hope). Richard Harris of Veebot says they want to raise the best-vein accuracy to 90% before starting clinical trials. He says a billion blood draws are performed in the U.S. each year (Half of those were performed on me last time I was in the hospital). He also says 250 million IVs are inserted each year in America. If improved, a machine like this could reduce errors and speed up the process. Or it could go all Judgement Day and END US ALL. Decisions decisions. Here’s a video of this nightmare beast at work, narrated by someone who seems to assume we’re all kindergarteners.
Veebot is a start-up in California. They’ve built a robot that can insert IVs and partially automate blood draws. THANKS, WE NEEDED THAT.
Remember when they made a TV show of The Flash? They're trying again, thanks to the success of Arrow. So we're celebrating with a few GIFs. The new series will, oddly, be tied to Arrow; we'll meet Barry Allen sometime next season and he'll be getting his spinoff late in 2014. It's been noted that TV makes sense for DC to bring characters to the screen, not least because it's cheaper to make a failed pilot than it is to make something like Green Lantern, which barely made more than its budget. Also, Arrow was one of the few freshman shows to actually survive the 2012 season and one of the few hits the CW has, so essentially, the CW would approve Ambush Bug at this point. It also raises a few questions since apparently there are hints Warner Brothers plans to bring Ollie and the Flash to film in the future. So does that mean Man of Steel happened in the Arrow universe? Does this mean all the in-jokes the show has been dropping, and there are a hell of a lot of them just in the first season, will actually have more relevance? These are questions only Warner Bros. can answer, of course, and it's possible even they might not know. But hey, more Flash! Let's celebrate with GIFs!
Remember when they made a TV show of The Flash? They're trying again, thanks to the success of Arrow. So we're celebrating with a few GIFs.
Explaining the differences between porn sex and actual real world sex has long been a mysterious proposition. There is just so much to cover, so much research required, and seemingly no good way to really illustrate the dichotomy outside of juxtaposing porn stars with a couple from the down the street. And that’s just no good. Well, today I’m happy to share the best answer yet to the riddle. The public service providers at KB Creative Labs have created the above slightly NSFW-ish video that illustrates every statistic and factoid about porn sex vs. real sex imaginable, with a lot of different foods representing a lot of different body parts, all narrated by a classy-sounding British woman to really bring the whole thing home. I for one feel like my daily educational quota has been met. Mind the Nutella.
Explaining the differences between porn sex and actual real world sex has long been a mysterious proposition.
Lord knows we’ve devoted a lot of posts to documenting the internet’s obsession with Nic Cage. It’s legendary, at this point.
I'm not an expert on the rap game by any means, but I am well-versed in both breakfast cereal and random internet mashups, ...
Is Mick Jagger the greatest dancer, or the worst? Even after studying the music video for "Start Me Up" dozens of time, I still can't tell.
Hot off the big Sentinel head reveal at Comic-Con last week (hot upskirt NSFW Sentinel pics!), the upcoming, ...
In a double whammy of breaking news, Cheech and Chong made an animated movie, and that movie has a trailer. Yes, the movie was actually written by Cheech and Chong.
We already knew Mitch Hurwitz wanted to do another installment of Arrested Development, and we knew that Netflix was likely to renew the series, but certainty is always appreciated, especially when we still have some many open questions. Certainty is what we got from Mitch Hurwitz, who — when asked Just For Laughs comedy festival in Montreal if the show would be back — said “Definitely.” Then, turning to Netflix chief content officer Ted Sarandos, he said: ‘I don’t want to get into a whole negotiation right now… but I’ve got a family to feed.’ I can also confirm that Hurwitz does, indeed, have a family; he’s married to the lovely actress Mary Jo Keenan, and they have two daughters, May and Phoebe, the portmanteau of which equals “Maebe.” What Hurwitz is still waffling about, however, is in what form the series will return. From Chortle: ‘I kinda go back and forth between [a movie] and a series. But here’s the most important thing, whatever we do, I want to get the cast all together and not do another anthology thing, and that’s why I keep thinking about kicking off with a special or a three-part show and then going into a series. Then he asked Sarandos: ‘Are you game for that?’. ‘Absolutely,’ the Netflix boss replied. ‘In any form.’ Hurwitz also noted that they now have “the right idea” to take the next step, and I given the exchange, it seems that, even if it’s a movie, it’ll premiere on Netflix (and not in theaters). My only question is how they’re going to work around the Arrested Development movie within the movie being Ron Howard’s next Da Vinci Code when Ron Howard has already signed on to do the next Da Vinci Code.
We already knew Mitch Hurwitz wanted to do another installment of Arrested Development, and we knew that Netflix was likely to renew the series, but certainty is always appreciated, ...
The Wolverine is hitting theaters tomorrow, and amazingly, there is no tie-in game. We say "amazingly" because Wolverine has a lengthy, lengthy history of being in video games.
So Prince William and his wifey Kate Middleton had a baby this week, and it was kind of a big deal for, like, everyone. It’s not just a regular baby, guys — it’s a royal baby.
If you’ve ever held some sort of customer service position, you know it can be incredibly trying, to say the least.
They're crazy, evil, funny, silly, and super cute! Here's some husky fun for y'all.
They're crazy, evil, funny, silly, and super cute! Here's some husky fun for y'all.
Local ABC reporter Siobhan Riley was innocently drawing on a map to show her loyal viewers how road construction might be affecting their daily commutes.
