Man vs. Beast! Human beings love conflict. Millions of years ago this had biological basis for survival. Early humans were constatnly battlting for survival. Today, we have guns. We don't need to fight the animal kingdom. But if we did, these are animals you should be able to take down. Of course, we aren't serious. So don't call RSPCA/PETA!
No dogs stand four feet tall, which means this sleek, Antarctic fish-lover definitely qualifies – and because there isn’t an animal worse equipped at defending itself on the planet, the star of Happy Feet tops our list. He can barely run, he has no claws, his beak is no great threat to a man with a bloodlust, and we’re thinking 20 seconds from beginning to end. Work that midriff, Balboa.
A large turkey is big, with a wingspan of six feet. Breast-meat aside, it is one of the least appealing animals on the planet, and his fighting skills are minimal – there’s no way he’s going to do anything but flap and go “gobble gobble” once you grab that fleshy caruncle under his beak and slip him into a headlock. “Sssssnap.” What was that?