Hipsters are the bane of people who liked old stuff before the hipsters liked it and made it cool and inadvertently made it mainstream. People like me. I was totally wayyy more hipster than all these lame-o's, but now, apparently, it's cool to be underground. Whatever.
Bow ties. Mustaches. Hipster overload.
unicorns. I liked them before the hipsters did.
crappy beer out of a paper bag. dude, now this is cool?