David Beckham is never not sexy, so today let us honor this insanely beautiful soccer player and the many ways in which he looks hot in his underwear.
Who can’t appreciate a hot guy in underwear? Well, sure, it depends on the actual underwear, but I’d argue that David Beckam would look hot even if he was wearing seasonal holiday-themed boxers from Target with like, four-leaf clovers or Bart Simpson cupids on them or whatever. Someone should actually test this theory because I think I know it in my heart to be true.
Let’s be real. It’s mostly girlfriends and wives and fashionable gay men who buy classy underwear, so these ads are super smart.