I read Us Weekly, National Enquirer, Star, Life & Style and In Touch this week — so you didn’t have to. You’re welcome.
Alright, just kidding, I didn't read this junk. The mere sight of these make my eyes bleed and make me want to scream bloody murder. What I did do, is collect all the cover pages so that you don't have to go out and buy them.
This week, baby weight battles are raging in the headlines, Michael Jackson was murdered, Angelina Jolie has taken up collapsing as a hobby, Kris Kardashian likes martinis while Kim Kardashian likes to eat, Suri Cruise is already hooking up, and all kinds of other really real stuff you’d have to read to believe.