Just step on these patented discs and glide and slide your way to stronger legs, better balance, and the emergency room.
If it looks too good to be true, it's probably the Slimming and Toning System. This two-piece creation, which includes a Vacuum Suction Cellulite Buster and Roller Massager, promises to redistribute your fat cells from the outside to reduce the appearance of cellulite. Sorry to all the fools who have been exercising to achieve the same results.
This could be great for gymnasts who want to practice their moves without the risk that comes with trying them on an actual balance beam. The rest of us would just be paying $100 to walk in a straight line.
Since it's kind of a drag to actually have to stand up when you exercise, the Hawaii Chair (or its spinoff, the Hula Chair) is designed to help you get rock hard abs and earn weird stares from your coworkers... all from the comfort of your own tush.
To give proper credit to the Treadmill Bike, this machine actually does help you exercise. But being as most people use treadmills to get running when it's not possible to do so outside, it's hard to imagine why anyone wouldn't just go for a normal jog instead of lugging this thing outdoors.
It's hard to think of an "As Seen On TV" product that is more iconic than the Shake Weight. Its claims to work the muscles in your arms were a bit overshadowed by the fact that it appears to help more in the area of bedroom-related activities.
As the Shakeweight's less subtle cousin, the Free Flexor allegedly has the ability to tone your entire upper body. The fact that you look like you belong on an ad on the side of a porn webpage is just an added bonus
By placing your chin on the Neckline Slimmer and making a nodding motion with your head, you're supposedly on your way to getting rid of that double chin. But really, you're probably just over-exercising your right to say "yes."
The Bounce Back Chair claims to deliver great rebound exercise without the risk that comes with jumping on a trampoline. While it's probably a good way for the elderly and people with mobility problems to get moving, it's unlikely that you're going to get shredded by sitting in this thing all day.
The Bodyblade is great for building strength, improving cardiovascular health, and pretending to be Legolas without accidentally shooting someone.
You could spend hours at the gym sculpting that perfect six-pack, or you could just let this device bore strange red lines into your beer belly.
Sometimes, you just gotta dance, and the Under-Desk Dancercise can help you express yourself through movement when the boss gets on your case for doing the cha-cha on your desk.
The company claims that you just strap this on and let the electric muscle stimulation sculpt you a killer rear end, but it'll probably just make your butt itch.