Nilo became stuck, hind legs first, in an open manhole after escaping from a petting zoo.
Firefighters arriving to the scene couldn't help but laugh. They even nicknamed him "Donkey" after the Shrek character.
This 13-year-old ass was rescued from down below, and only came out with a few minor cuts. He sure learned his lesson...although I'll be darned if I know what that is!