Can’t enjoy the shower
Relaxing in a bathtub just isn’t the same.
Actually, nothing in a bathroom is your size.
It’s hard to find someone your height to date.
Your feet have never actually been on a bed.
People make fun of you.
Fitting rooms are sometimes awkward.
Hugs can be a bit challenging.
And you aren't allowed in certain areas.
You might get a good view at a concert, but everyone else hates you.
“Full length” mirror you say.
The theater experience isn’t quite the same for you.
You need to carry knee pads with you.
Everyone insists you’ve grown.
Your friends have to run to keep up with you.
Door handles are your worst enemy.
Family photos can turn out lopsided.
Sure one size fits “all.”
Water fountains are always a struggle.
You’re expected to be good at basketball.
Ceilings are often a nuisance...
...but can also be a serious hazard.
If it’s not an SUV, you aren’t going to be comfortable.
Everything about an airplane is not designed for you.
Good luck finding any shoes in your size.