"Help me I'm stuck."
"I have a good view of the TV, but my legs are getting tired."
"Look at me, I half did it!"
"Hmm, under the cushions doesn't feel right."
"Behind them isn't too bad."
"All I can see is the floor."
"Well I can't see anything here."
"Maybe I should try on the couch not under it."
"Maybe turning around is better. Nope still can't move."
"How about upside-down? Even worse!"
"Is this how the armrest works?"
"No, but I may have figured it out."
"Thanks for putting this chin rest here."
"Why are you upside-down and how did my foot end up in my mouth?"
"Get me outta here! The couch is trying to swallow me."
"This is how my human does it, but I'm not so sure about it."
"How did my brother get his back legs up there?"
"My back is starting to hurt."
"Why are you yelling? Aren't these things large dog toys?"
"I can work on my yoga like this."
"Seriously guys? This couch is not big enough."
"There we go. Finally figured it all out."