Your wedding is supposed to be the greatest day of your life, but with any of these cakes, that is absolutely not possible.
You'd think they could at least get the color right...
Nothing says "Happy Wedding Day!" like an oddly phallic cake
That's not even the right shape!
This one kind of looks like a Dr. Seuss creation
Well, thrusting is important in many relationships...
Now, I have to wonder why the tire wedding cake is even a thing to begin with
This is just creepy...
I don't think that's what they meant when they said they wanted three tiers
Aw, was this a project for kindergartners? No? Oh...ok
I didn't realize cakes could melt
There's a lot going on here, and none of it is good
That's an unfortunate monogram
Those blue things are not flowers. They are just splotches
Hopefully they had the munchies and didn't realize the mistake