You don't have to go that bad, do you?
1. Staring contest. Go.
2. Exactly where you want to wash your hands.
3. For those that love any attention.
4. Yeah, no, that makes sense.
5. WARNING: only for the closest of bros.
6. At least you'll have plenty of legroom.
7. Oh I get it, it's a race.
8. The peep hole meets contemporary design.
9. This corner is just begging to be exploited by trolls
10. And this door is like, "Hey, pranksters. Let me make things easy on you."
12. It's so overrated.
13. Kids. They don't need it either.
14. In fact, privacy is really more a luxury than a necessity when you think about it.
15. Besides, who in the world wouldn't want to talk sports freely with their fellow bathroom patrons? I mean, come on. That's half the fun.