3. This poor soul who learned the hard way that you can’t put eggs in a microwave…
4. …or chestnuts…
5. …or apparently pork shoulder?
8. This microwave un-master who discovered that even gadgets can’t stop the power of exploding eggs.
11. This re-heating expert who needs no further explanation as to their mistake.
12. This person whose love of chocolate pudding “doth runneth over.”
14. This coffee-connoisseur who needs a lesson in reheating.
15. This microwaving master who thought perhaps their microwave was a smoke machine.