Spoiler alert: They ALL still look pretty damn good.
Right: The hall-of-fame diva in 2014. Remember her CLASSIC Cribs episode? Oh, and all we want for Christmas IS you, Mariah.
Right: TSwizzle at this year’s VMAs. She’s come a long way fashion-wise, no?
Right: Miley can’t stop, won’t stop being a superstar. Here she is performing at a 2014 concert, totally wrecking-balling pop music.
Lana Del Rey
Right: Lana in 2014, continuing her reign as the princess of melancholy indie pop. ~summertime sadness~
Right: Clarkson earlier this year… Her moment like this has lasted for more than a decade!
Right: Godney earlier this year… STILL AT THE TOP OF THE GAME. BOW DOWN.
Right: Madge on this year’s Grammys red carpet. More than three decades later, she’s STILL in the game!
Right: KP channelling her inner Britney on this year’s VMAs red carpet, coming at us like a dark horse.
Right: Kesha at the VMAs this year, looking FAB. U. LOUS. TIMBERRRRR!
Right: Gaga in 2014 in Japan, still as crazy as ever — and we love her for it! Just dance, little monsters!
Right: Stefani in 2014…still looking HELLA good!
Right Minaj at New York’s Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week earlier this year. Oh, our anacondas want some.
Right: The Voice coach earlier this year. She’s come a long way since her Mickey Mouse Club days!
Right: Bad Girl RiRi SLAYING at the Met Gala red carpet earlier this year. ELLA ELLA AY AY.
Right: Beysus on the red carpet of this year’s VMAs, where she received the Video Vanguard Award. TRUE AMERICAN ROYALTY.