Micro planter chess set.
Oreo dipper. For when you don't want your fingers getting dangerously close to the milk
Gameboy fridge magnets.
Chopsticks shaped like lightsabers.
Human bowling ball. Because this definitely won't get old extremely fast.
Adult-sized light-up shoes.
It's a motorbike. It's a cooler. It's the 12 MPH cooler.
"Shittens" mitten-shaped moist wipes.
"Hugvie," the hugable doll that resembles a human child just closely enough to be extremely creepy.
A padlock for your nutella jar.
Sudoku toilet paper.
King Jim Wearable Futon Air Mat Set
An RC mistletoe drone.
Laptop-shaped cat scratching pad
Portable Pizza Pouch. Perfect for carrying your lunch, doubles as a sweet necklace.
Ever wanted to eat your own face? Yes? Then buy the selfie toaster.