Well, that person isn't the worst of them. In fact, after seeing this list, you might consider yourself lucky. Bon appetit!
4. Oil and water
5. If you can't handle the heat
10. This is exactly what happens when you let a Paleo into your kitchen
12. If you need to hide from whatever you are cooking... Just don't cook it.
15. Ever wondered what would happen if you put a knife in a toaster?