You know that person who has a "special dish" that they love to make, but it's actually disgusting? And they always want to make their garbage food when you come over? And you don't know how to tell them that you'd rather eat your own feces, so you either gag it down or pull the Seinfeld mutton move?
Well, that person isn't the worst of them. In fact, after seeing this list, you might consider yourself lucky. Bon appetit!
1. Congrats, you managed to turn caramel into the heart of Mount Doom
2. Cool, a tumor...
3. Did you create a pizza pop bomb?
4. Oil and water
5. If you can't handle the heat
6. Do you know what makes asparagus even better?
7. Probably this happened...
8. Blackened turds
9. And it resulted in this
10. This is exactly what happens when you let a Paleo into your kitchen
11. You actually managed to make bacon unappetizing
12. If you need to hide from whatever you are cooking... Just don't cook it.
13. If you can't cook with Teflon...
14. What were you trying to do?
15. Ever wondered what would happen if you put a knife in a toaster?