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*turns bright red, runs away*
1. The holidays can be stressful when you have gift-opening anxiety.
Presents are the stuffs of my nightmares.
2. Because your face just doesn’t seem to know what to do while opening a present.
Am I smiling enough? Too much? Am I grimacing? Smi-macing maybe?
3. Which means that the days leading up to G-Day can leave you a husk of your former self.
G-Day = the day on which a combat attack is to be initiated against THE GIFTS.
6. When you look around, you notice everyone else effortlessly expressing their gift-opening joy.
8. And at first, your mouth decides to say some exclamatory word without your permission.
Sometimes it’s “ah” or “oh” or “ooooooo” or sometimes it’s just a sound like “awwwyoushouldntsmshhhhhda.”
11. So you start talking about some of the present’s cool ~features~ and you’re totally not making sense now.
“What I love about this hat is that it’s also a wool bowl.”
12. And you insist on doing some kind of role-play with the item to show how perfect it is for you.
13. All the while you’re looking around the room smiling like a MANIAC because you just want it to be over.
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Tags: anxiety gift-opening
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