1. At least he isn't driving a very noticeable vehicle.
2. I really hope that he thought this was funny.
3. Technically, I don't think he's breaking any rules, right?
4. She does not look pleased.
5. This is both obnoxious and unnecessary.
6. I'm sure he we will be glad we also saw it his way.
7. Wow, just wow.
8. How did this even happen?
9. How can that many people together not read?
10. OK, actually though, what is going on?
11. I mean, why wouldn't you, if you could?
12. Must be contagious.
13. There was some serious black magic involved with this.
14. I wonder who was being a parking jerk first?
15. This is just cruel.
16. The ultimate parking jerk.