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Reasons Why Monkeys Are Jerks

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Helen

10 jan 2013 00:55

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Oh, you think they're awesome and cute 'cause they're just like us? Wrong. They're the worst.

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Yes, some monkeys are cool and fashionable and famous.

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But guess what?

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Most monkeys are just stupid little jerks.

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They make you look bad in pictures.

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They steal from you when you're standing RIGHT THERE.

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They hate nice little kids.

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They like sticking their jerk butts in your face.

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They get drunk and hungover and expect you to take care of them.

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Basically, they are OUT OF CONTROL.

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They are selfish monsters.

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They tear shit up.

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They pick up bad habits from celebrities.

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They don't even like their kids associating with children.

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They hog the bathtub.

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They don't follow the rules.

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THEY FLING THEIR POOP.

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And they're big fat jerks.

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