How To Not Starve During A Hurricane

Author:

Veggie

28 oct 2012 21:42

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Brace yourselves east coasters! Hurricane Sandy is coming! Here is how to survive a hurricane food shortage

Check Nutella levels.

Stockpile rice.

Consume all the onions on hand.

Waterproof valuable snacks.

Build a flood wall out of canned goods.

Fill up your bathtub.

Take inventory of your freezer and avoid eating gross things.

Curl up with something delicious and wait for the end to come.