Don't Do This, or Do Do This.
The homies over at vice.com have put together this really weird section called Dos and Don'ts. I have selected some of the funny ones and have taken the liberty to add some commentary on the situatinos to help out those who do not know any better.
This is an example of what hipsters should DO.
If you are wearing a see through cami and some brightly colored panties, DO hang out, often.
If you are a pirate DO always have at minimum two bar wenches with you. Extra points for a full chorus line of wenches.
If you are gonna rock the one legged look,
If you are awesome enough to wear a Vader costume, DO rock a once piece bathing suit while you are at it.
If you are a FFW, DO always rock the granny panties! HOT!
When rocking the Batman colors DO try flying every chance you get.
For the youngters, if you are going to rock the stoner/punk/biker look DO it in front of a McDos posted with all the cuties.
Dont do this? umm, I say DO DO this. I mean , dude, chick, donk...this cannot be a bad thing.
DONT let your kids pose at an early age.
If your friend happens to be picking her ass in the middle of the street, DONT let the photographer get away with a full set of teeth.
If you are trying to look like a badass, DONT do the duck face.
DONT let your bra get in the way of your comfort.
DONT look amazing everytime you go out.
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