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Toys nowadays are so sterile. Gone are the days of toys like bucky balls, the little magnets that could.....pin your intestines together. Or what about that stripper pole for little girls. It gave them a real sense of pride to be able to do all the moves on the video. These are the kinds of toys that really educate our youth and prepare them for the future. Whether it be a breast feeding doll or a janitorial kit, your kid would be stoked to get one of these awesome toys.
This is awesome stuff. It is a flavorless gelatin that allows your children to practice their fighting skills.
This will prepare children for when they start seeing these guys patrolling their neighborhoods, you know to clean up the toxic spill form the local plant.
This toy teaches your children the horrors of using violence to quite someone down. If you ring its neck too much it stops making noise.
This will prepare your little Porsha for a life as an exotic dancer.
Imagine the head-start sh will have.
Imagine the head-start sh will have.
This toy helps your children prepare for life with TSA. They will have the opportunity to play all the rolls. Today she can be the passenger getting sexually abused by the agent, tomorrow you can be the TSA agent who gets to grope Ms. Jones.
